IT SUPPORT ! DANG

Before 1998 , IT and Technology is an Asset to the company interms of bringing in profit and efficientcy , but now were just a BIG COST CENTRE.
Below are some of the comments the business always target we IT people and the answer . These comments and answers are compiled from various IT people from various companies.

I would like to Thank "minamoto" for most of the compilation.

"Yay AP 4Ever"
Few things I realise what people think about IT staff doing support work is:

1. you are not the profit centre of the company
2. you only incure cost to support the profit centre
3. you are the easiest to be blamed because you are support
4. even if you are busy, if you can't solve someone else's problem IMMEDIATELY or at least on the same day, then you are not doing anything at work
5. if you are not automating other people's job, you are not doing your job
6. if the PC doesn't work the way the user wants it to, it's your fault
7. if the PC gets virus, it's your fault
8. if the email is slow, it's your fault
9. if users can't access certain websites, it's your fault
10. if the user forgets their password, system is "lauya"(lousy)
11. if you cannot prove that IT does miracles, it's your fault
12. Business can only be angry at you and not the other way

Our reply to the user:
1. all we know is if we don't work, the profit centre CAN'T work
2. because you fucking want to automate everything and make your job easy, solutions cost money
3. because u have no fucking knowledge of how to use a fucking PC normally
4. sorry, we are not supporting only your PC, please line up
5. ok, we shall automate all your job and cut your pay, cos now, all yo have to do is monitor the job
6. friend, if you upgrade from 2000 to XP, of course there are changes, if no changes then why the fuck wanna upgrade?
7. yeah, who's the fucker who's been downloading porn, visitng porn sites, bringing in MP3s from pasar malam?
8. don't send 10MB attachments to the whole world la de!
9. oh, so you can't visit babylonx.com? No work to do today?
10. don't type so fast macam ada gaya la. You're more prone to keying in passwords wrongly this way
11. IT can create miracles, only if you understand it, it's not about one red button for you to click and everything's done. It's about you understand what it can help you do and making full use of it
12. With stupid users how not to get angry? eg My monitor spoil liao ,REPLACE it NOW (stupid user didn't check that he accidently kicked the CPU because his boss scold him and the monitor power cable got loosed)

gracias

A Letter of Thanks - Due to Recent events


Hi Everyone,

Firstly, I would like to thank all the Lions , KLCC Leos (both current and observing) , Leos from HK and friends for all the well wishes and congratulations.

The Omega Leo Club of KLCC have a long standing history of being one of the top-clubs in MD-308 B1 since it's chartered date in 1997.

It brings me great pleasure and honour to the Club and our sponsoring Lions Club Cheras that the Omega Leo Club of KLCC has once again distinguished itself as a role model in the Leo Community, not just as a club assisting in the YE Projects but for the Leo movement in general for the benefit of the local and international community.

With these many recognition I'm proud to say that the title of Top Club and Top President is shared with the whole club, it's BOD and club members who are both active directly and indirectly. Not forgeting also the never-waving support from The Lions Club of Cheras and the Lions of the YE office and friends. Without the support and dedication from all of you the Omega Leo Club of KLCC would never achieved it's status today.

Thank you once again and I hope the Leos of the Omega Leo Club of KLCC will continue to show the same relentless support and dedication as shown to me to the newly elected BOD under the Leadership of Leo ZeTuan.

I'am confident that the newly elect BOD will perform their utmost best in the tradition of our leo club.

With this I will end this thank you note with the customary three Roaring cheers as so fondly roared many times in the recent forum.

KLCC ! ROAR ! ROAR! ROAR!

Leo Daryan Toh Kheng Leng
President 05/06
Omega Leo Club of Kuala Lumpur City Centre

Short-update.

Just got back from JB. And what happened?

I've won Top President and my Leo Club the Omega Leo Club of KLCC won Top club for the fiscal year of 05/06!!

Roar RoaR Roar!

Will post more pics and updates later.

How Romantic., Wished I was there but I was working in Australia then. That's my church (when I was in Kentcuky studying) worship leader Christine , she tied the knot with her USA Hubby. Besides that the Astronomical gal (my programming buddy) has also recently tied the knot with her Hubby also from USA. Looks like the gals my batched are tying the knot at an average age of 25. Interesting fact for the statistics.

Dareka no negai ga kanau koro: When somone's wish comes true by Utada Hikaru

Dareka no negai ga kanau koro; When somone's wish comes true:

One of my favourite songs by Hikki is When somone's wish comes true,
it shows that everyone can't win the lottery, IE everyone wishes can't come true at a same time, in other words, one man's food is another mans poison.
I would put a video of the song that has subtitle in my next post.

I remember my jap friend (who is a guy) who cried over this song..whummmm
Below is the English lyrics trnaslation Ok won't go there. Enjoy!

I've lost something important because of small things,
The cold ring showed its glimmer to me,
I said, "All I need is today," but that wasn't the case
The door to you vanished without a sound

The more I wish for your happiness, the more selfish I become,
But still, I want you to stay, and I always did
When someone's wish comes true, she'll be crying
That way the door won't make a sound

I wanted to become the only one who can heal you, who is needed by everyone,
and I've endured it a little too much
To wish for own happiness is not selfish, right?
If that's so, I want to hold you as tight as I can
When my tears dry up, she'll be crying
That way, the ground under us won't dry up

The more I wish for your happiness, the more selfish I become
But you never hold me back, you never did
When someone's wish comes true, she'll be crying
Everyone's wishes can't be granted at once

As the small earth rotates, I learn to become more kind
I want to hug you once more, as soft as I can....

The second table!!!!! of the UKY Alumni. What is UKY (University of Kentucky), Yes we went there to learn Colonel Sanders Secret Recipe! 

UKY Alumni Meet Up in One Bangsar!
SPQR amd Two-Face may not be there physically but they're there in Spirit!!!
Go Big Blue!!

Caution in the Wind.
Indeed , whose coming out of the shadows now?

As if your all high and holy yourself Narcissist beyond all of us and maybe even god. And of course everyone would think themselves intelligent if not superbly so. It maybe a fallacy to think so highly of myself but it's even a bigger fool too admit one is not. Only a fool will admit he is a fool under normal circumstances. Is it a crime to think one is not a fool? For a fool in denial has hope and a fighting spirit while a fool in all his self has nothing to look forward too.A fool indeed.

Point of views a side, in this domain of Shadows I reign. If you have a bone to pick with me then do it directly and not coward behind my friends and allies. I know you do know who I'am and where I reside. Only a fool will not notice that you have a vendetta/grudge on me.
Being such an intelligent being yourself Narcissist I thought you were better than this degrading acts.
I'm dissapointed and amused at this, for this I play along.

You have a score to settle? then meet up like intelligent ,non-bias and rational people like you claim you are and settle the conflict with honor befitting of the avatar "Narcissist", else remain quietly in the night and do conversation like the masses.

Seriously Depressing , Worse than work


Check this out :

http://104107.shoutboxes.com/go/?u=http://www.thecicak.com/?p=102#more-102

I think it is authentic, I don't see how a bunch of people could have act it out,
if it is real this is really a set back for Vision 2020 and even more disturbing is MCA ? What are they doing?

WhummpphHhHhhh Triumph of the people indeed.

A Shot of Mt.Doom from A FAR!!! Believe me now people!!! : ) P 

Mount Doom!! Finally a picture of a Day-Night , Where the main Chimney SProuts flame that lid up the darkness of the night to daY!!! Seriously you would think a Solar flare came down!! or you're at Mt.Doom! 

Seriously Shitted

I mean like WOW in a past month , Things have really turn topsy turvy in the workplace, Seriously indirect good news becomes full-swing opposite that comes a full-circle. Seriously the amount of Drama and events in the office in the last 6 months plus this months climas beats LA LAW Season finally and at par with those Chinese Soap opearas.


GeEEZz in short I'm back to Square one Again!!!!!!! DAngGgggggg , at least things will settle down.

Wings of Words

On another note ,It was completely unexpected. I thought we led bygones be bygones and the past to the past. But it's good that at least there's an official closure now, after more than 1/2 a decade ago. I'm happy too, Thanks.
I guess unconsiously 2 person can sleep better tonight.
Cheers