Okkkkkkkk this is an except of what I'm currently doing in my new job.
If you find it familiar then yes I probably used this before in an e-mail.
EnojYYyY it will be long:
"Whumm what do I do?Me and my ragtag team mates from ex-intel, ex-hp and ex-agilent and some other It companies,are in charge of all the network connections for ExxonMobil for the Asia Pacific regionwhich ranges from New Zealand allthe way to korea (so china, japan, malaysiaa ,singapore, thailandand other country in between)are managed by this team of 9 people. May also need to visit oil rig in the middle of the south china sea and liveo ut the "Star Trek Experience" as they so fondly called it, because your on a ship with no help from theoutside and almost everything you do you got to make do with parts you can scrape from the rigas outside help is nil and communication is very limited. Luckily a helicopter will come every2 weeks to drop food. Hahahaah well I won't be posted there yet and even if i do it won't be more than a month. ok to make things more clear, we make sure all communication (satellite, ISDN, phone) are 24/7 available for all the Exxonmobil offices all over Asia pacific region, this include thosedumb credit card swipe transaction you see in all the Esso and Mobil gas station.,So the next time you swipe your credit card on those machines and it hangs or give you an error You know who to call!! (of course do check whether the local connection of that station is faultyor the particular swipe machine your using is malfuntioning or not), Won't have those pretty windowuser friendly graphic interface anymore, now all I see and communicate with the routers,swtich,bridge,hub,backbone and etc are with Command prompt only . what is that? is what you see in Dos single line command withtext only!! interesting eh"
Will update more on the Exxon battlefront "SOON"